Dear Madam (driving a silver European Sports Car during rush hour on I-40 last week),
I realize that in your convoluted manner of thinking the world must revolve around you and nothing in the universe could be more important that the melodious prose flowing from your lips. Yes, your brilliance is breathtaking. Your insight is inspired. This is your world, we are just content to live in it.
However, unless you happen to be talking to the President of the United States about preventing the imminent death and destruction of millions of innocent citizens YOUR PHONE CONVERSATION CAN WAIT!!!!
You almost killed me. (Yes, the pronoun "me" can actually be used by...wait for it...other people!)
Hang up and drive.
Respectfully,
JRod
2 comments:
You almost got into a wreck without me? What gives? I always miss the fun stuff. :(
Go on, go on!
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